2001-FLASH:

DAWSON'S ESCAPE!

ACTUAL PHOTO OF THE DAWSON'S LEAVING THE WISCH HOUSE IN THE CONFUSION OF THE FIRE!

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We have proof that Daryl and Vivi Dawson were in San Diego.

 

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If you need more proof, just grab the paper and check the date. We would not lie about this. Well, OK, we might lie about it, but you know we can't get away with it if the photo shows the paper. Of course, it could be an elaborate ruse to trick you out of your money but then most of you are retired and don't have much, anyway.



Oh, what the hell... just forget the whole thing and we'll keep them here. They will bear up. They're strong.

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people of Prescott:

if you want them back, Send money. lots of money. several hundred thousand dollars in fact. send it in small, unmarked bills or gold coins and we may, perhaps, give them back.

Oh, never mind. they left of their own accord, although they were last seen driving a sable, not an accord. anyway, they had a good time but left to rejoin you in prescott. but, you can still send us money. we need it to console ourselves in our grief that they took off. Every little bit helps.

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Once again, send me a check with a lot of zeros before the decimal point.
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