Food is an integral part of every trip. On their Africa trip, Perry ate worms. Big worms. In China, we ate frog and, I think, donkey penis which is a great delicacy. I don’t really know because Perry ordered most things and I was afraid to ask.

In keeping with the best traditions of Barry Lukoff, I took photos of most of our meals. I really liked the food. I recommend eating in China.

The Xinhua waitresses pose with Maria and Surfer Bob. We almost lost Bob after this photo. They thought we gave him to them. We thought they stole him. We were both wrong.