Food is an integral part of every trip. On their Africa trip, Perry ate worms. Big worms. In China, we ate frog and, I think, donkey penis which is a great delicacy. I don’t really know because Perry ordered most things and I was afraid to ask.

In keeping with the best traditions of Barry Lukoff, I took photos of most of our meals. I really liked the food. I recommend eating in China.

KFC isn't doing too well over here because people have accused it of selling genetically modified chickens with 4 wings and legs. Say it ain't so, Joe!